Egg Quesadilla

Most mornings I wake up feeling like this little guy (but decidedly less cute).  Like I would rather be asleep, like the best way to express my emotions is through whiny tears and high pitched shrieks, and like I would rather rub cheerios on my face than attempt to eat.  Alas, the rest of the day...

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Everyday Egg Bake

These ladies only encourage ridiculous behavior. In early high school, my friends and I loved to make personality tests (much like the tests in Seventeen): What's your panty personality (boxer briefs- with moderately fun designs), what's your inner opposite gender name (Tad), what's your inner warrior...

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Ground Beef Stroganoff

Did anyone else find the winter Olympics to be a bit of letdown?  After about 6 days, I began to feel like, "I waited 4 years for this?"  Note- If I were better at emoticon grammar, I would have somehow inserted this face to the previous comment :\ To be clear, I don't blame it Russia.  After...

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Tomato, Ham and Poached Egg Toast

Watching TV is bad for you.  Watching reality TV? Well let me put it this way; if you asked your doctor or your financial adviser whether you should bang your head against the wall several times or watch reality TV to relieve your stress they would both agree that banging your head on a wall is the...

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Lentil and Tomato Curry

My junior year of college, I experienced lentils for the first time. I met a few friends for Indian food at a restaurant that I assume is now closed or has very poor search engine optimization.  I remember walking through a strangely desolate parking lot into a dizzying array of gaudy decorations:...

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